Venner av Portsmouth

Vi burde kanskje latt våre naboer i fred nå som de er sendt ned en divisjon av Harry, men vi klarer ikke å la være å videreformidle litt vitser på deres bekostning denne gangen heller.

Q: What do you say to a southampton-supporter with a goodlooking bird on his arm?

A: Nice tattoo

Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?

A: Well, they had photos of southampton players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

A man desperate at southampton current situation decides to top himself.In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very last moment, he decides upon wearing his full southampton kit as his last statement. A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident,
informs the police.On arrival, the police quickly remove the southampton kit and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why. The policeman simply replies, "it's to avoid embarrassing your family."

Q: What do you call a southampton fan with lots of girlfriends?

A: A shepherd

Q: What's the difference between a southampton fan and a trampoline?

A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline

I was talking to the southampton groundsman and commenting on how green and lush the grass was. He replied, "it should be with all the shit that plays on it!!"

Q: How do you kill a southampton fan when he's drinking?

A: Slam the toilet seat on his head!

Q: Why do southampton supporters have
Moustaches?

A: So they can look like their Mothers.

Q: Whats black and brown and looks good on a southampton fan?

A: A Rottweiler.

Q: What do you call a southampton fan with no arms and legs?

A: Trustworthy.

Q. Why do southampton fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?

A. So they know which end to wipe!

Q: What do you get when you offer a southampton fan a penny for his thoughts?

A: Change!

A policeman caught a fan climbing the wall of the southampton ground. He made him go back and watch the rest of the
match.

A burglary was recently committed at southampton ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a dusty carpet.

Q: What have southampton and a three pin plug got in common?

A: They are both useless in Europe.