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Smilehullet
Vi fortsetter å sette
av en side til smil og latter (i tilfelle det skulle bli lite av det
kommende sesong J).
Som i forrige nummer beholder vi vitsene på originalspråket, da holder de
seg best. Har du bidrag til denne siden er jeg som vanlig takknemlig for å
høre fra deg.
Scummer hos St. Peter
A scummer appears
before the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"
St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think
of one thing...." the man offers.
"Once, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone Pompey fans
who were gobbing off to a load of scummy types. I walked over to the
biggest one told him that Pompey are shite and won't win a game all next year,
I ripped his scarf and tried to nut him.
St. Peter was unimpressed. "When did this happen?"
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"Couple of minutes ago."
På skolebenken
Little Johnny was in
his nursery class one day when the teacher asked the children what their
fathers did for a living.
All the usual answers came up... fireman, salesman, accountant etc. But little
Johnny was unusually quiet, so the teacher said "And what does your dad
do Johnny?"
"Well Miss, he's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and he takes all his
clothes off in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he
goes down the alley with some fag and takes it up the a***."
The teacher was clearly shocked so she gave the rest of the class some work to
do and took Johnny to one side.
"Is that really true about your Dad?" she said.
"No Miss" said Johnny "he plays football for Scumhampton but I
was too embarrassed to say".
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